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Harry Potter Should Not Be Allowed To Name
ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER: Dad, I'm a girl.
HARRY: *silence*
ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER: ...Dad?
HARRY: ...Minerva Nymphadora, you are named after-
ALBUS SEVERUS: NO DAD-

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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

Who the fuck’s been eating watermelon rind??? Cut it in a wedge and stop eating at the white part.
And just scoop soft fruit out with a spoon if you want to eat it; what’s with the cup??

fucks with the kiwi just cut it into wedges. Just like, pull the leaves off the strawberries with your goddamned fingers every one of these is so overly complicated fucks sake guys

cuuuuuuuuuute

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I like my hair today

I like my hair today

can I go back to when I didn’t remember this was a thing?

can I go back to when I didn’t remember this was a thing?

sbnkalny:

Aww, that’s not even an oversight, that was xbox controller. Not even touch the settings at max. Nobody should ever even touch the major moral guardian scares regarding cartoons and toys feel his cum, anko begged, tears finally rolling down a hall of the earth’s axis a few things i know in my opinion”)

Sbnkalny’s taking the new tomb raider news badly

ltfish lifehack #12

lieutenantfish:

had a dream where sbnkalny became so powerful that mraof was leasing “airtime” over irc to magazines and stuff so they could ask her to write articles and such. I was in an airplane reading the Skymall and every once in a while a product description would have “sbnkalny” in the middle of a sentence for no reason, it was pretty cool.

This is the future I want to be a part of